What's Your Number? Movie Quotes

Story: Anna Faris is Ally Darling, who after reading a magazine article that leads her to believe she's going to be forever alone, begins a wild search for the best "ex" of her life.

Quotes from What's Your Number? (2011) movie

Ally Darling: No! It's low!

Ally Darling: Do you think the woman coming out of your apartment could have helped you with the being locked out problem?
Colin: I look at it as trying to avoid her feelings.

Ally: You help me track down my exes, I'll help you escape yours.
Colin: You've got a deal.

Ally: I was thinking that maybe you'd want to be my date to my sister's wedding.
Boyfriend Rick: Are your parents going to be there?
Ally: At my sister's wedding? I think so.
Boyfriend Rick: Just feels a little serious...

Disgusting Donald: This is my fiance, Kara, can you believe it? She's a rocket scientist.
Ally: I'm marrying a scientist too. Yeah, he doesn't look smart either.

Ally: How many relationships do I have to have before I meet the right guy?

Jamie: In America, 96 percent of women who have been with 20 or more lovers can't find a husband.

Ally: You can cross Simon off the list.
Colin: What happened?
Ally: My British accent was a little rusty and halfway through darts I started sounding like Eliza Doolitte.

Ally: Barrett? Oh my God is that you? It's Ally! Ally Darling! We dated?
Barrett: Oh, how about that. Let's see how things are going now. (Begins gyno exam) Ally! Of course!

Gerry: You should give me your number, we should catch up. (Puppets begin talking to each other)
Ally: You know, I think I'm all caught up, but it was great seeing you.
Gerry: (Puppets start making out) Oh, guys, come on, this is not appropriate behavior.

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Cast
Anna Faris, Chris Evans, Ari Graynor, Blythe Danner, Ed Begley Jr, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Heather Burns, Eliza Coupe, Kate Simses, Tika Sumpter, Joel McHale.

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