50/50 Movie Quotes

Written By Drakor on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 | 8:22 AM

Story: Inspired by a true story, 50/50 is an original story about friendship, love, survival and finding humor in unlikely places. Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogen star as best friends whose lives are changed by a cancer diagnosis in this new comedy directed by Jonathan Levine from a script by Will Reiser. 50/50 is the story of a guy's transformative and, yes, sometimes funny journey to health - drawing its emotional core from Will Reiser's own experience with cancer and reminding us that friendship and love, no matter what bizarre turns they take, are the greatest healers.

Quotes from 50/50 (2011) movie

Kyle: If you were a casino game, you would have the best odds.

Adam: You really think that a girl is going to go for me just 'cause I have cancer?
Kyle: For the millionth time. YES!

Adam: A tumor?
Doctor: Yes.
Adam: Me?
Doctor: Yes.
Adam: That doesn't make any sense though. I mean, I don't smoke, I don't drink...I recycle...

Adam: Okay let's do it. (Turns on clippers, hesitates) Wait a minute - what do you use these for?
Kyle: You know, my body...

Alan: You want a macaroon?
Adam: Oh, thanks I'm alright.
Alan: There's weed in 'em...

Kyle: You're young. Young people beat cancer all the time. Every celebrity beats cancer: Tom Green, the guy from Dexter, Lance Armstrong - he keeps getting it!

Rachael (to Adam): You got a prescription for medicinal marijuana?
Kyle: No, I got a prescription.
Rachael: Well, what's wrong with you?
Kyle: I have night blindness...

Diane: So, what's the special occasion?
Adam: Have you ever seen Terms of Endearment?
Rachael: Adam, just tell her.
Adam: I have cancer.
Diane: Oh honey, I'm moving in.
Adam: No, no, mom, no.
Adam: I'm your mother, Adam!
Diane: No, exactly, that's why!

Adam: That's what everybody's been saying: You'll feel better and don't worry and this is all fine and it's not.
Katherine: You can't change your situation. The only think that you can change is how you choose to deal with it.

Adam: Great song.
Bar Girl: Totally.
Adam: I have cancer.

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