Zookeeper Quotes

Zookeeper Story: A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zookeeper (Kevin James) find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious. woman.

Zookeeper Quotes

Quotes from Zookeeper (2011) movie
Bernie the Gorilla: Do you mind if I ask you a question?
Griffin Keyes: Anything.
Barry the Elephant: Is T.G.I. Friday's as incredible as it looks.
Griffin Keyes: It's pretty good.

Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey: Well today's Tuesday so, um, always.

Pizza Guy: (on phone): "Okay let's review your order: That'll be 64 meat lovers pizzas, 32 caesar salads, and can I interest you in our new fudge roll?"
Bernie the Gorilla: "Yes."
Pizza Guy: "Alright, let's see - that's a total of $1636.74. Will that be cash or credit?"
Jerome the Bear: "Hang it up! Hang it up!"
(Bernie hangs up the phone)
Donald the Monkey: "So close."

Joe the Lion: "Griffin! We need to talk!"
Griffin: (Screams, runs, accidentally knocks himself unconscious)
Donald the Monkey: "Aw, crud!"

Griffin: "Hey, what's that?!" (points to a message in a bottle on the beach)
Stephanie: "It says 'Will You Marry...'"
Griffin: "Will you marry me?"
Stephanie: "No."
Griffin: "Really?"
Stephanie: "I know it shouldn't bother me that you're a zookeeper, but...it kinda does."
Griffin: "Really?"

Griffin: "You think I should just ask her out?"
(animals laugh)
Donald the Monkey: "All right now, slow it down hot shot!"

Frog: "If you want to intimidate a rival, do this!" (blows up throat)
(cuts to scene with Griffin doing the same)
Frog: "If that doesn't work, assume attack position!"
(Griffin attempts to assume the attack position, rips pants)

Stephanie: "Hey, I hope my being here doesn't make you uncomfortable."
Griffin: "I'm not uncomfortable - soooo comfortable." (gets speared in the face by a porcupine needle) "Ow!!"
Stephanie: "Oh my God, oh my God!"
Griffin: "No, it's fine, it's fine, I got it." (tries to pull out needle) "Ohhhhhh God, it's barbed! Okay, so hey - how you doing...."

Griffin: "Hey, come on! Get out!"
Bernie the Gorilla: "I can do this."
Griffin: "Okay." (runs and gets in the van, which promptly crashes into a parked car)

Joe the Lion: "Alright, time to make Griffin look like a hero..."

Cast
Kevin James (Griffin Keyes), Rosario Dawson (Kate), Leslie Bibb (Stephanie), Ken Jeong (Venom), Donnie Wahlberg (Shane), Joe Rogan (Gale).

Tagline
Welcome to his jungle

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