The Smurfs Quotes

Story: When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours -- in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.

The Smurfs Quotes

Quotes from The Smurfs (2011) movie

Smurfette: Oh. My. Smurf.

Smurfette: You smurfed with the wrong girl.

Patrick: "Stop saying 'smurf' for everything. Smurfity smurf smurf smurf!"
(Smurfs collectively gasp)
Gutsy Smurf: "There's NO call for that kind of language, laddy!"

Jokey Smurf (to Clumsy): "What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese! Hahahaha! I got you a present!"
Clumsy Smurf: "Oh no thanks Jokey, I'm late for rehearsal..."

Brainy Smurf: "Whoa, just what is this magic searching device?"
Patrick: "Right now I'm using Google."
All Smurfs: (in unison) "Oooooh...Google..."

Patrick: "Grace! I'm being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!"

Patrick: "You guys drink coffee?"
Papa Smurf: "Is a Smurf's butt blue?"

Patrick: "Okay, to review: You guys come from a magic forest where you live in oversized mushrooms."
Papa Smurf: "Yes."
Patrick: "You're being chased by an evil wizard."
Papa Smurf: "Yea."
Patrick: "And you're trapped in New York until there's a blue moon."
Papa Smurf: "Very good."
Patrick: "And you like to use the extremely imprecise term 'Smurf' for just about everything."
Brainy Smurf: "Smurf-xactly!"

Patrick: "And you're all named after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you've exhibited certain traits?"

Clumsy: "Keep your smurfs to yourself!"

Grace: "They're friendly!"
Gutsy Smurf: "That's right ya pasty giant!" (Smacks Patrick)"

Papa Smurf: "What do you sing?"
Smurfette: "I kissed a Smurf and I liked it!"

Clumsy Smurf: "I am pretty unforgettable."

Gargamel: I am not obsessed with Smurfs, thank you. [Azarel the cat meows]
Gargamel: Because I need them! It is only by capturing the little wretches and extracting their happy little essence that my magic will finally become...." (Azarel meows again) Invincible!"

Smurfette: (to Grace) "I never had a girlfriend before. I'll never forget you"

Grouchy: "Where the Smurf are we?"
Gutsy: "Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!"

Papa: "I'm 546, I'm getting too old for this..."

Cast
Neil Patrick Harris (Patrick Winslow), George Lopez (Grouchy Smurf), Fred Armisen (Brainy Smurf), Jonathan Winters (Papa Smurf), Paula Kay Perry (Smurfette), Katy Perry (Smurfette)

The Smurfs Trailer



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