Quotes from Friends with Benefits (2011) movie
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| Friends with Benefits Quotes |
Dylan: This is it.
Dylan: I'm emotionally unavailable.
Tommy: The babies you two are gonna have. Those things are gonna get *really* big and then *really* small.
Jamie: We're not together.
Tommy: That was a highly inappropriate series of comments and I apologize.
Jamie: "No emotions, just sex."
Dylan: "I guess we should just start."
Jamie: "Bedroom!"
Dylan: "What's wrong with the couch?"
Jamie: "The bedroom has better light, and since we're just friends I don't have to be insecure about my body."
Dylan: "Come on, you're beautiful, you have nothing to...."
Jamie: "No no no no no! That sounds emotionally supportive...lock that down!"
Dylan: "Your ass is a little bony."
Jamie: "Much better."
Tommy: "You know what I discovered - it's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with...feel me Felix?"
Dylan: "Yeah, I get it Tommy."
Tommy: "Yeah, you don't. I'm out." (jumps in his boat)
Dylan: "You have a boat?!'
Tommy: "I live in Jersey, and I ain't taking no ferry - unless it's out to dinner and a show!"
Jamie: "You're emotionally unavailable?"
Dylan: "Oh, yeah."
Jamie: "I'm emotionally damaged!"
Jamie: "I miss sex."
Dylan: "I miss sex too."
Jamie: "I mean sometimes you just need it."
Dylan: "Why does it always have to come with complications?"
Jamie: "And emotion!"
Dylan: "It's a physical act, like playing tennis."
Jamie: "Do you want more beer?" (Bends over, giving Dylan a clear view of her bottom)
Dylan: "Let's play tennis!"
Dylan: (After Jamie gets naked) "I can work with that."
Jamie: "'Kay." (Dylan gets naked) "Should be fine."
Lorna: "So my daughter is just your slam piece?"
Dylan: "No, uh."
Lorna: "Just kidding - slam away!"
Jamie: "Are we getting too old for this?"
Dylan: "Sex?"
Jamie: "Casual sex, it's still so college-y."
Dylan: "I can sing some Third Eye Blind."
Jamie: "Okay."
Dylan: "Closing time, one last call for alcohol so..."
Jamie: "That's not Third Eye Blind."
Dylan: "I'm pretty sure that's Third Eye Blind."
Jamie: "No."
Jamie: "I've got to stop buying into this Hollywood cliche of true love. Shut up Katherine Heigl, you stupid liar!"
Dylan: "Hey I was thinking of getting some lunch - do you know a place?"
Jamie: "Are you asking me out? I mean, I'm the only friend you have in New York - you don't wanna complicate that."
Dylan: "I'm not asking you out..."
Jamie: I mean sure we'd have fun, roll around, get to some erotic humiliation fantasy, but it would all blow up in our faces..."
Dylan: (interrupts Jamie's rant) "I'm not f**king asking you out! I swear to God!"
Jamie: (tearfully) "You don't have to be so mean about it..."
Dylan: "I'm sorry..."
Jamie: (laughing) "Come on, it's my treat!"
Kayla: "We missed 'Your Body is a Wonderland.'"
Dylan: "Okay only one song - that's not so bad right?"
Kayla: "It was fucking 'Your Body is a Wonderland!' Next time, instead of being late, just sh*t on my face. Because that's kind of the same thing as missing 'Your Body is a Wonderland."
Dylan (to Jamie): "Is it your special time? They have an app for that. No wait..." (looks at phone) "No, you're good to go."
Dylan: "Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want is to manipulate him?"
Jamie: "History, personal experience, romantic comedies."
Tommy: "The babies you two are gonna have. Those things are gonna get *really* big and then *really* small."
Dylan: "We're not together."
Tommy: "That was a highly inappropriate series of comments and I apologize."
Cast
Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Patricia Clarkson, Jenna Elfman, Bryan Greenberg, Richard Jenkins, Woody Harrelson, Nolan Gould.
Trailer
Friends with Benefits (Restricted Trailer clip)
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