Bad Teacher Quotes

Story: Bad Teacher (2011), "She doesn't give an F". For example, there's Elizabeth. She's foul-mouthed, ruthless, and inappropriate. She drinks, she gets high, and she can't wait to marry her meal ticket and get out of her bogus day job. When she's dumped by her fianc�, she sets her plan in motion to win over a rich, handsome substitute � competing for his affections with an overly energetic colleague, Amy. When Elizabeth also finds herself fighting off the advances of a sarcastic, irreverent gym teacher, the consequences of her wild and outrageous schemes give her students, her coworkers, and even herself an education like no other.

Quotes from Bad Teacher movie (2011)

"Amy: Elizabeth, you shouldn't be teaching. I mean, I can't think of anyone less suited to being a teacher.
Elizabeth: [snoring]"

"Russell: Whoa....wait! Twilight, what did we talk about in class?
Russell: Don't throw it at her - throw it through her.
[kids cheering] Hit her, hit her."

"Amy: I am so excited we are going to be across the hall mates. But I am so sad, because your relationship ended.
Elizabeth: Who are you again?
Amy: Amy Squirrel..
Elizabeth: Squirrel??
Amy: Yeah.. you know (mimicing a Squirrel)"

"Scott: Hey!!!
[Hi 5's Elizabeth]
Scott: So are you guys coming to the palace tonight? My band's going to do a few songs.
Elizabeth: You are in period 5?"

"Elizabeth: So stupid. Morons!"

"Elizabeth: I don't need a blackboard or a classroom, to set an example."

"Russell: Hey, Elizabeth. Do you want to like, grab a bite sometime?
Elizabeth: Are you still a gym teacher?
Russell: I am, yeah.
Elizabeth: Then no."

"Russell: Hey, cool. Well, awesome.This went great. A'right. [makes a puckering sound]"

Bad Teacher Quotes

"Elizabeth: Hi there.
Scott: Scott Delacorte.
Elizabeth: Elizabeth Halsey. [shakes hands with scott]
Scott: I'm the new sub."

"Lynn: I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.
Elizabeth: I want to sit on his..."

"Scott: Hey guys!
Elizabeth: Hey."

"Madcon song "Begging": So why anytime I bleed, you let me go Anytime I feed you get me know."

"Lynn: Are you excited for tomorrow?
Elizabeth: Is tomorrow Saturday?
Lynn: No, it's the first day of school.
Elizabeth: Yea, I'm not gonna go to that.Lynn: But it's mandatory."

"Elizabeth: From now on, my full time job is finding a guy who's gonna take care of me."

"Elizabeth: How the watch? Is that a Jaeger LaCoultre?
Scott: It's the family business."

Bad Teacher Quotes

"Elizabeth: So did you and your wife just move to town?
Scott: I'm not married. I actually just got out of a relationship.
[shows picture of his ex] She has such big heart.
Elizabeth: Enormous."

"Lynn: Who knows, maybe you'll win the bonus.
[tires screech, a thud.]
Elizabeth: What bonus?"

"Lynn: For the state test. Whichever teacher has the highest scoring class, gets a bonus."

"Elizabeth: Things are about to change around here. Recess is over."

"Girl: We're having a car wash this weekend. Last year's car wash raised $6000.
Elizabeth: Let's do this."

"Boy: Whoa.
man: Lauren Wristman's dad called. He said we should have a car wash every weekend."

"Amy: That's bonkers!"

"Russell: There is no way that LeBron will ever beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has 6 championships.
Shawn: That's you're only argument?
Russell: It's the only argument I need, Shawn!"

"Elizabeth: Now, who has the answer to my question. You, chubs.
Chubs: He's.... um...
Elizabeth: [mimics buzzer and throws Basket Ball on Chubs face] Ehhhh."

"Lynn: Hey, Welcome back. Bunch of us are going tonight to see Period 5 play, do you want to come?
Elizabeth: I'd rather get shot in the face."

"Scott: You are looking at the new rhythemic guitarist and backup vocalist. It should be fun.
Elizabeth: It should be amazing.
Elizabeth: [Looks at Lynn] Lynn you want to come?
Lynn:[looks perplexed] Yes! Yes!"

"Russell: You are out of your mind. There is no way that Lebron will ever be Jordan. Nobody will ever be Jordan.
Shawn: Lebron is a better rebounder and passer.
Russell: Will you let me finish. Will you ever let me finish."

"Amy: There she is... Elizabeth Halsey... wohoo.."

Cast:
Cameron Diaz (Elizabeth Halsey), Jason Segel (Russell Gettis), Justin Timberlake (Scott Delacorte), Lucy Punch (Amy Squirrel), Phyllis Smith (Lynn Davies), John Michael Higgins (Principal Wally Snur).

Official site: Are you a bad teacher