Quotes from Tower Heist (2011) movie
Josh Kovacs: The maid's gone rogue!
Josh Kovacs: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?
Rick Malloy: White neighbors?
Josh Kovacs: Several years ago, he was asked to manage all your pensions. Right now, they're saying that anyone who invested with Mr Shaw has been frauded.
Odessa Montero: Did he get your money too?
Josh Kovacs: ...Yeah. He did.
Arthur Shaw: You people are working stiffs, clock-punchers. Easily replaced.
Josh Kovacs: I don't care what it takes. I will find a way to make it right.
Cole Howard: We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal...
Josh Kovacs: Don't worry. I know someone who does.
Slide: How come you bailed me out? Man, I don't even know your name!
Josh Kovacs: You don't remember Mrs Schaltzberg? We used to get dropped at her house every day for daycare! Heavy-set German woman, short goatee.
Slide: You the little seizure boy that's having seizures all the time!
Josh Kovacs: Asthma doesn't cause seizures!
Slide: You know this was a bad idea, right?
Josh Kovacs: That's it, I don't want you talking to me for the rest of the robbery!
Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
Slide: If you get shot in your HEAD, it's over. If you get shot in your FACE, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what you gonna do?
Cole Howard: Die! We're all gonna die!
Odessa Montero: First thing you gotta do, you gotta find the entry point. You gotta use your fingers, and you find the entry point.
[Slide looks at Odessa]
Odessa Montero: You married?
Slide: No, I ain't married. What's up?
Cole Howard: If anybody needs me, I'll be living in this box...
Cole Howard: I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute...
Josh Kovacs: I think I might have a better idea.
Rick Malloy: We're gonna go to jail! We're gonna die! Probably both!
Josh Kovacs: Yes! Yes! Yes! Join me!
Slide: Today I teach you how to pick a lock with a barber pin! Herr's your barber pin, here's your barber pin, and here's your punk-ass barber pin! You unlock the door, or you gonna freeze to death! I'm gonna be inside having sex wih Rita!
Cole Howard: Who's Rita?
[at a posh restaurant]
Slide: We can order whatever we like, lunch is on me...
[holds up a bag with a cockroach in it]
Odessa Montero: You mess with me, you're a dead man!
Slide: I will blow your face CLEAN OFF your face!
Taglines
It's not just a robbery. It's payback.
Ordinary guys. An extraordinary robbery.
Posters
Cast
Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Casey Affleck, Alan Alda, Matthew Broderick, T�a Leoni, Michael Pe?a, Gabourey Sidibe, Judd Hirsch.
Official Site
Here.
Trailers
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